Harry Potter. Buffy. Amusing Things. Sex. Thoughts.
“did you draw that?”
they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil
and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”
|Interviewer:||If you had a TARDIS, when and where would you go?|
|Moffat:||Oh, I dunno. Everyone else in the world has a better answer than me right now. Never ask a happy man where he wants to go, i just don't really want to go anywhere.|
|Moffat:||Maybe I would take some Sherlock DVDs back to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and see what he thinks.|
|Moffat:||He'd probably punch me.|
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
Juan is a survivalist.
I just realized how many notes this has.
I really need to tell Juan that Tumblr clearly approves of his methods of survival.
Juan is an inspiration to us all
He is the Chosen Juan
Captain Jack was once a Time Agent, or pretends to be one.
Captain Jack wears a vortex manipulator.
Dorium Maldovar sold River a vortex manipulator “fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent.”
Dorium Maldovar works with the Headless Monks from time to time.
The Headless Monks decapitate people.
The Face of Boe is a head with no body.
I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god